Music jokes
Dear Slim Shady,
balls.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? She will let it go.
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
I am Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are HeHee.
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?