Music jokes
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
Guess what song this is from:
"I'll cut you into little bitty pieces,
Or freeze you till your blood runs cold,
Or stab your till' you heart stops pumping.
I'm here to realize your wish from what I'm told."
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
How does Jesus whistle?
By blowing through the holes in his hands.
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