Music jokes
How does Jesus whistle?
By blowing through the holes in his hands.
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What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
Yeah yeah.
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut for me.
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
Remember 2000? It was scary.
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.