Music jokes
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
Guess what song this is from:
"I'll cut you into little bitty pieces,
Or freeze you till your blood runs cold,
Or stab your till' you heart stops pumping.
I'm here to realize your wish from what I'm told."
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
How does Jesus whistle?
By blowing through the holes in his hands.
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What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
Yeah yeah.
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut for me.
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.