Music jokes
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
I am Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are HeHee.
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.