Music jokes
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked!
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
Suck!
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
What's a flat-chested emo called?
A cutting board.
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.