Music

Music jokes

I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!

What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."

Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.

Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.

What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?

One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.