The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music." The second windmill said, " I'm a big metal fan."
what does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in comen? you can tune a piano but you can't piano a tuna? but what about the glue said bob I ? new you would get stuck on that
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
i am a reverse rapper because i put bars in my mouth
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
what did the skeleton say to the other wow that song spooky scary skeletons really does send chills down my spine
Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun."
Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?"
Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?"
Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna."
Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?"
Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."
What instrument do a pair of sheep play, The two-baaaa
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.
once we went to a light bulb party last night , YO it was freakin lit.
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I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not) and Michael Jackson's song Billie Jean sounds like my name and so my mom says, as the song is playing, (my name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum. Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)
Why don't skeletons play music at the church? Because they don't have any organs.
a conductor was conducting a song, at the end he through his conductor's stick and killed someone, he was put to the electric chair but nothing happened, they asked why he didn't die and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor"
What is David Bowie known for when making music, he gets his beats from his kids
Don't you just want to go on a mass murder while listening to goodbye Moonman. Oh just me... OK
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel Lied.
What is a priest's favorite song?
-- Magic Flute in A minor.
My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.
