Music jokes
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
Please welcome Mozart's The Magic Flute...
In A minor.
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
He sing, he dance, he he.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked!
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
Suck!