Music jokes
"I met a girl and she's 28."
"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."
- AJR
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Kid: "Mom, I had a scary dream. Can I come sleep with you and dad?"
Mom: "Sure, sweetie, sleep in the middle."
Kid: "Dad, can you get the remote out of my back?"
Dad: "That isn't the remote."
*Weird background music*
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
Please welcome Mozart's The Magic Flute...
In A minor.