Music jokes
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
Nig
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What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.