Music jokes
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What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
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iTs CoRn!
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
I'm all panic and no disco.
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.