New Music Jokes - Page 38 - Worst Jokes Ever

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Q: How can you tell that a pedophile likes music?

A: He rapes D minor.

Where does bin laden keep his cd’s

In Irak

What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.

So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."

What do indian hip hop artists eat. rice rice baby

There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl's house. When he got there, he said to her father, "thank you for this moment, have a great night".

At the dance, the girl asks the boy, "can I have some food?" He gladly replies "yes" and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, "thank you so much, I really needed something to eat". Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, "thank you SOOOO much". Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, "what is it?" She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.

Which band doesn’t make music? One Direction

So my brother said we should start a band and I said I already had a band...so I gave him my band and said he was talking about music and I said well I do have a trum-bone ;)

What’s a Sheeps Favorite Song?

Baby Don’t Herd Me.

What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common? There's brains all over the place

How does the dog dance? He doesn't...he's dead

When I die, can someone play "Best Day Ever" during my funeral?

D'jahear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover

Very sad today found my pet mouse ' Elvis ' dead this morning, he was caught in a trap .

What did Eminem do when he couldn't get some of his mom's spaghetti?

Well he didn't make it back to recovery this time...

how do u make a tissue dance put a lil boogie in it ;)

Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I dont know if you heard it but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I cant tell if it is metal or techno but it is more vaulable then joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.