Music jokes

Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.

Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.

Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?

Because for them, love isn't an open door.

What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?

A pee-ano/piano.

What do planets use to download music?

Nep-tunes.

What category of music did JFK like?

You could say he was a metalhead.

How do you get a Koala to fall asleep?

Sing a koala-by.

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?

Black and white.

I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.

So I was at home, and I went to take a shower, and I accidentally walked in on my brother having sex with some girl. So I left. A couple minutes later, I needed my headphones to listen to music, so I asked my mom where she was. She told me she was in the shower. Our house only has one bathroom. Sweet home Alabama.

When someone tells me to kill myself,

Panic! At The Disco: Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time.

"Wakanda Forever" didn't last forever.

What instrument do people like to listen to while having sex?

A sex-a-phone.

Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mars had an ugly child together!

I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!

Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.

Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?

What did Michael Jackson say?

Nothing, he's dead.

Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?

What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...

They're both plastic and kids turn them on.