Music jokes
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You Poker Face.
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.
In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
What do cows listen to?
Moo-sic.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
People with wheelchairs listen to "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.
What's the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
What is the difference between tuna, a piano, and glue? You can tuna a piano, but you cannot piano a tuna.
(The person you ask should say what about the glue.) Response: I knew you would get stuck there.
You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
A man with a drum.
"Well, tell him to beat it!"
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.