Music jokes

Why did Michael Jackson run?

Because he lost his glove.

I know this isn't the real chicken wing song, but my version...

"Chicken wing, chicken wing, I want your mommy. Slap her with my hairy salami while she's still yawning."

Make your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments... :)

Why was the piano waiting at the front door?

Because it forgot which key to use!

That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.

Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).

Michael farts. Jackson doesn’t.

I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?

"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"

Prince, are you there?

What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."

Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!

What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?

They're both turned on by kids.

NWA: Straight Outta Compton.

Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.

I love rap!

If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed my friend who was on LSD. "I See a Dreamer."

I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"

And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.

I see a dreamer.

Please go subscribe to Kane Brown, people; he has good songs. Please go subscribe to him, please.

What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.