Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
Much Jokes
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
An eight-year-old girl struggles to breathe as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes, he pulls his cock out of her mouth, and she can breathe much better.
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"
Girl, scan the code on your wrist.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
Prince, I love you very much! Happy anniversary! Love you! ❤️❤️😘
My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.
I told them, "Just you wait!"
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
My Wife: How much do you love me??
Me: Count all the stars.
My Wife: Aww, infinity.
Me: No, a waste of time.
