Much jokes

At least if you're fat you don't need to put as much bathwater in the bath.

Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?

So they could be wanted.

If I saw a homosexual or transsexual man do so much as TOUCH my child, he would be dead, zombified, and castrated by the end of the day.

Protect your young'uns from these degenerate freaks and live off the grid so they have no bearing on your life.

Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.

Christopher and Tony were tempted for a beer, but they only had 2 dollars each.

Christopher got an idea and ran away to the butcher to see if he could get something good. He came back with a sausage. So they went to a pub and ordered 2 beers and 2 whiskeys.

"Are you crazy?!" said Tony to Christopher. "We don't have any money!"

"Take it easy now," said Christopher. "I have a plan."

When they finished drinking everything up, Christopher put the sausage through his own zipper and begged Tony to bend on his knees and take the sausage with his mouth.

The bartender saw what they did and threw them out without even paying. So Christopher and Tony kept doing the same thing pub after pub after pub.

After the 10th pub, Tony said: "I can't do this anymore. I am drunk, and my knees are in too much pain to even handle the walk."

"How do you think I feel?" said Christopher, exhausted. "I dropped the sausage in the 3rd pub!"

Why does your grandma like gardening so much?

Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.

Why can orphans travel around so much?

A. They never get homesick.

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.

Teacher: How much is a gram?

Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.

How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they sit in the dark and cry.

Why do emo kids cost so much?

Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.

Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"

Girl, scan the code on your wrist.

Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.

Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.

Other family members: ...

Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.

Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.

Why do orphans die so much?

'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."

God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.

Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.

They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!