Much jokes

I smell up dog in here.

"What's up, dog?"

Nothing much, how about you?

Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.

I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.

Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.

Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!

How much did the liver weigh?

It weighed a skeleTON.

Why can't I drink tea??

Because I laugh too much. TEEEEEHEHEEE

Life is better without my dad annoying me (him smacking me, screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more).

I hate "the woke" so much, I got mad when my mom said I "woke" up late for school.

The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!

My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.

But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.

Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.

How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.

Drink tea with friend game night.

People generalize others too much.

Kid: How much do you get paid?

Teacher: Minimum wage.

Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.

What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.

How much does a chimney cost?

It's free cause it's on the house.

The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.

Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!

"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."

Love y'all so much!

My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.