Much jokes
Roses are red, that much is true.
But violets are violet, not f*ing blue!
How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
Anne Frank: This one time at camp, someone had too much gas.
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
How much did the liver weigh?
It weighed a skeleTON.
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.
Life is better without my dad annoying me (him smacking me, screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more).
Today I was asked if I was in favor of legalizing prostitution.
I admit I haven't given it much of a thot.
I complained to my landlord that carpenter ants were getting into the timbers. He was dismissive.
"They're Karen Carpenter ants, they don't eat much of anything."
I hate "the woke" so much, I got mad when my mom said I "woke" up late for school.
Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
People generalize others too much.
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!