Much jokes
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
I smell up dog in here.
"What's up, dog?"
Nothing much, how about you?
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔
Answer: A buck an ear. 🤣
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.
I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.
How much did the liver weigh?
It weighed a skeleTON.
Why can't I drink tea??
Because I laugh too much. TEEEEEHEHEEE
Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.
Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.
I complained to my landlord that carpenter ants were getting into the timbers. He was dismissive.
"They're Karen Carpenter ants, they don't eat much of anything."
I hate "the woke" so much, I got mad when my mom said I "woke" up late for school.
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
Kid: How much do you get paid?
Teacher: Minimum wage.