Much jokes
I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
Anne Frank: This one time at camp, someone had too much gas.
I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted.
Nothing much, I just decided to go home.
Why can't I drink tea??
Because I laugh too much. TEEEEEHEHEEE
Well.
I smell up dog in here.
"What's up, dog?"
Nothing much, how about you?
How much did the liver weigh?
It weighed a skeleTON.
Life is better without my dad annoying me (him smacking me, screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more).
Today I was asked if I was in favor of legalizing prostitution.
I admit I haven't given it much of a thot.
The legs are soft and delicious.
How much can you earn in Selkan Toko Na Sinsel? Njpopularnijssa bronia jost. My grandma was already eto nasaba of the other sachan without me. Then you will be satisfied.
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
Kid: How much do you get paid?
Teacher: Minimum wage.
People generalize others too much.