Much jokes
Anne Frank: This one time at camp, someone had too much gas.
I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.
Why can't I drink tea??
Because I laugh too much. TEEEEEHEHEEE
I smell up dog in here.
"What's up, dog?"
Nothing much, how about you?
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
Memes
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!