Much jokes
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
How much did the liver weigh?
It weighed a skeleTON.
How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.
I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.
Why can't I drink tea??
Because I laugh too much. TEEEEEHEHEEE
Memes
I smell up dog in here.
"What's up, dog?"
Nothing much, how about you?
Anne Frank: This one time at camp, someone had too much gas.
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
Kid: How much do you get paid?
Teacher: Minimum wage.
People generalize others too much.
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!