Much jokes
How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
How much did the liver weigh?
It weighed a skeleTON.
I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
I hate "the woke" so much, I got mad when my mom said I "woke" up late for school.
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.
Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!