Movie jokes
What do you call a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy. It usually takes me days.
How do you know cat's don't always land on their feet?
Mufasa.
New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
What has three balls and flies through space?
E.T. the extra testicle.
Does anyone know Wakanda movie is Black Panther?
If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be "Alien vs Predator"?
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
Little Jimmy was in the shower singing "Dame Tu Cosita," and her mom heard it and went to the shower, and Jimmy's mom saw Jimmy wearing a bathing suit in the shower, and Jimmy yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!"
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledore’s army?
Because at one point poisonous gases were put in it.
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Thanos snapped.
Batman vs Superman?
"I think Hannibal Lecter is soooo sexy... I'd like him to eat me!"
If you overdose on Viagra, do you die... hard?
My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.
There's a movie about constipation. It hasn't come out yet.
What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?
"Coincidence on 34th Street."