Movie jokes
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.
After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50.
Alien vs Predator.
Cosby vs E.T.
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
Why does a movie set say "break a leg"? Because they have a cast.
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
'Cause she will let it go.
If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”
What was the movie about the dog called?
The woof of Wall Street.
I found Nemo.
He was tasty.
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
What do you call a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy. It usually takes me days.
How do you know cat's don't always land on their feet? Mufasa.
New horror movie idea. The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
What has three balls and flies through space?
E.T. the extra testicle.
Does anyone know Wakanda movie is Black Panther?
If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be "Alien vs Predator"?