Movie jokes
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
Legally Blonde.
Spaceballs: The Joke.
Spaceballs: The Comment.
Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?
Palpatine: Flew it.
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.
After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50.
Alien vs Predator.
Cosby vs E.T.
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
Why does a movie set say "break a leg"? Because they have a cast.
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
'Cause she will let it go.
If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”
What was the movie about the dog called?
The woof of Wall Street.
I found Nemo.
He was tasty.
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
What do you call a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.