Movie jokes
Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.
What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?
A ginger with friends.
Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
Legally Blonde.
Spaceballs: The Joke.
Spaceballs: The Comment.
Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?
Palpatine: Flew it.
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.
After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50.
Alien vs Predator.
Cosby vs E.T.
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
Why does a movie set say "break a leg"? Because they have a cast.
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
'Cause she will let it go.
If Adolf starred in the Room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler! I did not!”