Movie jokes

My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha

Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.

Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.

*Shrek* Bend ogre.

I once auditioned to be in Sausage Party. I thought I filled the role well.

Shrek yells at Donkey. Fiona yells, "Stop yelling at the ass!"

What do cows like to watch? Moovies.

I watched a movie about bones. It was spine-tingling!

What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.

Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?

Go commit Thanos finger snap.

Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.

What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?

A ginger with friends.

Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."

There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.

It's called "Unplugged!"

If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?

Legally Blonde.

Spaceballs: The Joke.

Spaceballs: The Comment.

Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?

Palpatine: Flew it.

Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?

Palpatine: Grew it.