Movie jokes
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood.
I saw Simba walking slowly.
I told him "Mufasa!"
They are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
What did the kid with leukemia watch last night? Finding Chemo.
What does Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
Survival Guilt.
Some man was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa.
What's green and furry?
Fiona from Shrek.
What lives on the forest floor?
Forest Gump.
Yo mama so short, she wakes up every day in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.
Have you seen the new movie "Constipated"?
No, it hasn't come out yet.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide?
Dave: No.
Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a guardian of the galaxy?
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.