When Simba was walking too slow, I told him to mufasa.
What did the atom say to the other atom?
"Did you see the new Tron movie?"
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.
If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
Why are theaters popular among cows?
They enjoy watching moovies.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.
Yo mama played the iceberg in Titanic.
What does a Mexican Highlander say?
"There can be only Juan!"
