Movie jokes
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood.
I saw Simba walking slowly.
I told him "Mufasa!"
They are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
What did the kid with leukemia watch last night? Finding Chemo.
What does Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
Survival Guilt.
Some man was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa.
What's green and furry?
Fiona from Shrek.
What lives on the forest floor?
Forest Gump.
Yo mama so short, she wakes up every day in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.
Have you seen the new movie "Constipated"?
No, it hasn't come out yet.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide?
Dave: No.
Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a guardian of the galaxy?
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.
One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.