It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey is dad late to pick you up again? Child: No mum. Dad is here but he is talking about me to the Mrs Lili the math teacher Mom: Can you here them? Child: I think... they are watching a good movie. Mom: Why do you think that? Child: Because I keep hearing this HOLDS ONTO PHONE AND clap, clap, clap
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend it was a good movie but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes through out the whole movie
a sister told her brother to walk to the store buy some candy watch movie with her while eating the candy (but he couldn't walk because he has no legs he couldn't buy candy because he has no arms he couldn't watch a movie because he was blind and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach who said he was real?)
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
What is a orphans favorite movie? Meet the family
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.
Two orphans fighting in the rain.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
