I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
The way you talk is so slow that they put you in the movie Fast and Furious and changed the title to Slow and Serious!!!😂😂😭
Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everybody Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
I work at a movie studio.
Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.
The team:
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan Vin Diesel has family
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey, is Dad late to pick you up again?
Child: No, Mum. Dad is here, but he is talking about me to Mrs. Lili, the math teacher.
Mom: Can you hear them?
Child: I think... they are watching a good movie.
Mom: Why do you think that?
Child: Because I keep hearing this *HOLDS ONTO PHONE* and clap, clap, clap.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.
A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.
But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?
