Movie jokes

I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.

Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?

He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.

The couple next door made a porn film.

They don’t know it yet.

I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie.

It’s called Finding Chemo.

What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?

Batman returns.

When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."

There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."

Dating 101:

Here's what you do:

1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.

A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.

First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.

What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?

They both have red circles on their bodies.

I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.

I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.

I don't know why my friends look disgusted.

"Did everyone see that because I will not be doing it again."

- Captain Jack Sparrow

What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?

Harry Potter.

What do you call a group of emo people?

"The Suicide Squad."

We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.

Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!

what did Bruce Willis say after he had a vasectomy? "snip-y ki yay motherfucker"

Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.

I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!