They made a horror movie about the Chinese president It's called Winnie the Pooh Blood And Honey
Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey is dad late to pick you up again? Child: No mum. Dad is here but he is talking about me to the Mrs Lili the math teacher Mom: Can you here them? Child: I think... they are watching a good movie. Mom: Why do you think that? Child: Because I keep hearing this HOLDS ONTO PHONE AND clap, clap, clap
warner brothers have made a new superman movie with superman being black. this new supermans nickname is the man of steel but its spelt s-t-e-a-l
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend it was a good movie but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes through out the whole movie
a sister told her brother to walk to the store buy some candy watch movie with her while eating the candy (but he couldn't walk because he has no legs he couldn't buy candy because he has no arms he couldn't watch a movie because he was blind and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach who said he was real?)
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
what do the titanic and the sixth sense have in common
icy dead people
What is a orphans favorite movie? Meet the family
Two guys watching a war movie at a Bar are talking , one says to the other. " The Nazi's starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war". The other says " my Dad died in a camp as well...he broke his neck" First guy says " how did he break his neck?" Second guy says " He fell out of the Guard Tower".
Why would an orphan be a good spiderman
Because his parents will be far from home
I can explain Superman and Batman movie in one sentence
Two orphans fighting in the rain.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie? “Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the world trade center.”
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin, I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t got killed yet.
Use this roast.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes. When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
harry potter is a movie about a grown adult man with a unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Nether does he
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age. It was really heavy on me.
Why Hollywood doesn't make a good Movie about holocausts? because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters
the titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the titanic ship cost $400 million to construct. Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
Do you know about the new movie Disney made just for cancer kids? It’s called finding kemo.
