What is King Kong for dinner?
Humans.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.
Two orphans fighting in the rain.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t gotten killed yet.
You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
Why Hollywood doesn't make a good Movie about holocausts? because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!