Movie

Movie jokes

An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.

I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.

They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.

It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."

Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey, is Dad late to pick you up again?

Child: No, Mum. Dad is here, but he is talking about me to Mrs. Lili, the math teacher.

Mom: Can you hear them?

Child: I think... they are watching a good movie.

Mom: Why do you think that?

Child: Because I keep hearing this *HOLDS ONTO PHONE* and clap, clap, clap.

Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.

This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.

I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.

A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.

But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?