Movie jokes
"Did everyone see that because I will not be doing it again."
- Captain Jack Sparrow
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?
Harry Potter.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.
Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!
what did Bruce Willis say after he had a vasectomy? "snip-y ki yay motherfucker"
Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.
Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
Paul Walker died Fast and Furious.
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
The way you talk is so slow that they put you in the movie Fast and Furious and changed the title to Slow and Serious!!!😂😂😭
Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.