What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
My wife and I watched The Perfect Murder together. Excellent movie, but what disturbed me though was my wife constantly taking notes.
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
What is an orphans favourite navel film
Spiderman no way home
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
Why do oompa loompas secretly take Skinny Dips in Willy Wonka's chocolate?
They wanted some chocolate balls.
FaceBook Story: My mom loves FaceBook; she literally posts every day, but this day was sort of a hard hit.
So what happened was my mom got tired of her old name on Facebook, so she changed it to Thatmilf85, and I don't want to explain what milf means, but she got a lot of DM's from a lot of old guys. BUT, this one exact guy named Johnny Sins asked my mom if she wanted to do an adult film. I don't know what that is. I think it's an adult movie, of course, so she says yes and flies out to San Diego, and she never came back after yesterday, and to YOU Johnny Sins, my mom better be Ok and that adult film better be an adult movie and not a por...
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
You heard of spider man no way home. Now get ready for. Orphan: no way home.
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
Your momma so fat she was in a movie and the screen broke
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie? It's always someone you know.
