Movie jokes
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
Megamind.
The reason your dad never came back with the milk is 'cause he ran 88 mph downhill.
"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
In the movie "Cars 2", there is a priest, which means car Jesus died for the sins of the cars.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."