Movie

Movie jokes

A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.

But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?

Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.

What did the cow ๐Ÿ„ watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ–ฅ

When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.

Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."

The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."

First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"

Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."

What is something you canโ€™t say in a superhero movie?

โ€œIs it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, itโ€™s heading straight for the World Trade Center.โ€

We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin. Iโ€™m surprised that Abu hasnโ€™t gotten killed yet.

Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.

When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.

You're so fat,

when you stepped on the scale,

Buzz Lightyear came out and said,

"To infinity and beyond!"