You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.
Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.
Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
What were Paul Walker's last words?
Hey, that tree's growing!
Do you know about the new movie Disney made just for cancer kids? It's called Finding Kemo.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.
