Movie jokes
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
I work at a movie studio.
Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.
The team:
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
Your dad is Spider-Man because he’s far from home.
I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the Mooovies.
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey, is Dad late to pick you up again?
Child: No, Mum. Dad is here, but he is talking about me to Mrs. Lili, the math teacher.
Mom: Can you hear them?
Child: I think... they are watching a good movie.
Mom: Why do you think that?
Child: Because I keep hearing this *HOLDS ONTO PHONE* and clap, clap, clap.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.