I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the tom holland spiderman movies with me and he started crying..
u look like megamind drugdealer
I watched a documentary called Redline Carrera: birth of the memes. It all started with Paul Walker.
A: Why are you so sad? B: I was watching porn and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie
whats the pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy story *i got a friend in me*
u heard to the pixar movie up but have u heard of down down the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Baby penguin sat on an iceburg baby penguin watched the titanic sink
When youre watching gnomeo and juliet 2 and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt
What movie do orphan’s hate? Full house 🏠
A: Why are you so sad? B: I was watching porn and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movi
When you feel lonely, just watch a scary movie.
You won't feel lonely anymore :(
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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they made a movie about 9/11 it was a big hit
What is an orphans favorat movie. Hint not home alone. Its actually bat man cuz they are 50% the same as him
Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."
Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.
EXERCISE?
i thought you said "Extra Fries"
-a minion (you may now laugh)
Literally every movie:
"I love you" "I love u too"
My life:
My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes u!" Him: "wtf I have a grilfriend sorry not sorry" His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country". 😶
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie die hard) dies of a viagra overdose would that mean he truly dies hard
What type of movies are orphans not aloud to watch
PG movies
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
