Movie jokes
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
Your dad is Spider-Man because he’s far from home.
I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey, is Dad late to pick you up again?
Child: No, Mum. Dad is here, but he is talking about me to Mrs. Lili, the math teacher.
Mom: Can you hear them?
Child: I think... they are watching a good movie.
Mom: Why do you think that?
Child: Because I keep hearing this *HOLDS ONTO PHONE* and clap, clap, clap.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.
But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?
What is King Kong for dinner?
Humans.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
What did the cow 🐄 watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."