Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
Do you know about the new movie Disney made just for cancer kids? It's called Finding Kemo.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?