Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
The couple next door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie.
It’s called Finding Chemo.
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?
Harry Potter.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.
Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!
what did Bruce Willis say after he had a vasectomy? "snip-y ki yay motherfucker"
Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
