A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground. I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character? Harry Potter.
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual
Your hairline design was used as the batman logo
I rate the atmosphere of Isreal a 10/7 real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
i went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man." I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
the way u talk is so slow that the put u in the movie fast and furious and changed the title to slow and serious!!!😂😂😭
Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everybody Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued
What do you call a movie with Arnold Scharwzenegger and Bill Cosby Predator
I work at a movie studio
Unfortunately the team I was working with was useless
The team:
A poor person came up to me and said your ugly i said you remind me of SpiderMan SpiderMan no way home
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan Vin Diesel has family
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title? Finding emo.
What’s an autistic persons favourite movie: A quiet place
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema A box office bomb
They should bring Michael Jackson beck from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie
What show do orphans relate to I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
I’d like to take you to the movies but unfortunately they don’t let you bring ur own snacks😩
