Movie jokes
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.
You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
What's the most played game in Africa? The Hunger Games.
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
What is the difference between Batman and Black Panther?
Batman returns.
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
The couple next door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie.
It’s called Finding Chemo.
What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?
Batman returns.