Movie jokes
What's the most played game in Africa? The Hunger Games.
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
What is the difference between Batman and Black Panther?
Batman returns.
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
The couple next door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie.
It’s called Finding Chemo.
What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?
Batman returns.
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.