Movie

Movie jokes

I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.

(Extra Cholesterol)

Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?

He didn't have a good counter act!

Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?

They're calling it Finding Emo.

I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.

Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?

He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.

There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."

Dating 101:

Here's what you do:

1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.

What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?

They both have red circles on their bodies.

I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.

I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.

I don't know why my friends look disgusted.