Mouth jokes
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!
Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.
Dick in my mouth.
A pedophile pulls up to little Jonny, lowers his window and asks, "hey little boy, if I give you a lolly, will you come in my car?" Little Jonny replies, "Give me the whole packet and I’ll come in your mouth."
A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.
The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.
I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.
Do you like Wendy’s?
Yeah, Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
What's brown and hurts your teeth?
A chocolate?
No. A baseball bat in my hands.
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.
A man's daughter comes home from school and asks her dad if she can borrow the car.
The father replies, "No, it's too late at night."
The daughter says, "C'mon, Dad. I'll do anything."
The dad says, "OK, suck my dick."
The daughter says, "No, that's disgusting."
The dad says, "You want the car. You said you'll do anything."
The daughter agrees. Just as she is about to put her father's dick into her mouth, she stops and says, "Eww, Dad, your dick smells like shit."
The dad replies, "Yeah, well, your brother borrowed the car about an hour ago."
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.
He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
Question: Do you know who Candis is?
Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
I was bulimic but I gave it up.
It just left a bad taste in my mouth.