I have 3 eyes 2 ears and 6 mouths, what am I UGLY!
MY NAME MUST TASTE GOOD ITS ALWAYS IN YOUR MOUTH
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth
Peter: *curses* Sam: Wow do you kiss your mom with that mouth? Peter: Jokes on you I don't have a mom. Tony: * having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter we talked about this!!!
Why does this Stingray's wife can't stop babbling? Cause, she can't watch her mouth.
I wake up in the morning and I suck my teeth
Little Johnny was not paying attention in class so the teacher told him do you know what happens when you don't pay attention. Little Johnny said no what. She answered, the principals office. Then little Jhonny said hey teach do you know what it means when you have balls on your chin? The teacher answered, no what. You have a D!ck in your mouth.
Noticing how wet and gentle the baby's mouth was on the bottle tip, this gave uncle Willie an idea
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did it caused me to lose 4 inches.
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common? both want to put a winchester in their mouth
What is a testicle's favorite book? |Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!|