jack and jill went up the hill so jack could lick her candy but, jack had a shock and a mouth full of cock and jills real name was randy
Would you rather date me or I lady I laid deez nuts in your mouth
I was lip to lip yesterday and now I can't get the cum outta my mouth
1. Are you talking to me becasue i think you talked to my back side. 2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth. 3. My foot last longer than your life.
Question: Do you know who candis is? Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth
there were three men, and two of them died, the last man alive said " that's two less mouths to feed"
What is the difference when I have my Dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine
O I forgot you dont got one birches such my dick
What’s the difference between a pig & Maddie McCain? Least pig had apple in its mouth when was spit roasted.
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: si Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth
Timmy: stupid motherfucker Jimmy: wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth Timmy: starts crying Jimmy: ah fuck I did it again
What does your dads cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
my girlfriends name is candice can thez nuts fit in you mouth:D
Have you heard of the Xbox game sea of the thieves see if these nuts fit in your mouth
The two biggest Dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth" and "I won't cum in your mailbox"
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but If I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!
Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test..
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
Do you like in & out?Yes why in and out of your mouth.
Knock Knock Who's there? Ahoy Mateys Ahoy Mateys who? Ahoy mateys balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Q: what do you call a zombie with no mouth A: useless
