Mouth jokes

What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?

They take in 100's of kids.

Would you rather date me or a lady?

I laid deez nuts in your mouth.

Question: Do you know who Candis is?

Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?

There was once a kid named Timmy. His father and mother went to bed one night and didn't hear or see Timmy come with them.

They all get under the covers. Timmy, still unnoticed, looks under the covers and lets out a blood-curdling scream. "MOMMY, WATCH OUT! THERE IS A SNAKE GOING INTO YOUR BIG BLACK HAIRY BUSH!" And he proceeds to say, "DON'T WORRY MOMMY, I'LL GET IT!" And he takes his father's penis in his mouth and chomps down.

Now I want you to think what their breakfast conversation was the next morning.

There were three men, and two of them died.

The last man alive said, "That's two less mouths to feed!"

What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?

Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.

How do you eat a meat?

You steak it in your mouth.

So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.

And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.

Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?

See if these nuts fit in your mouth.

Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?

Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.

Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Timmy: *starts crying*

Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.

Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!

My girlfriend's name is Candice.

Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D

What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?

I want them both in my mouth!

Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.

Girl lol feel dick in mouth on you.

What does your mom say when she is working?

Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.

Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?

Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.

What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?

Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.