Mouth jokes
I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.
I had to go to my friend's house.
I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
Dick in my mouth.
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
Segma says, "32!"
Ligma Says, "And?"
Segma says, "Anding deez balls to your mouth."
Do you know Putin?
Put in these balls in your mouth.
D: Johnny, Johnny.
J: Yes, Papa?
D: Eating sugar?
J: No, Papa!
D: Telling lies?
J: No, Papa!
D: Open your mouth, now full of cock. :)
Me at the Oscars when I see Jada Pinkett Smith, I said: "G.I. Jane 2, more like G.I. Jada 2, can't wait to see it."
So Will Smith is laughing and then suddenly, Will Smith walks up to me and punches me in the face.
Me: "Ow, oh, wow. Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me.” My nigga Smith goes: "KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!" Me: "Maybe you should focus on keeping her friends out of hers."
FREE MY ÑIGGA EDP HE INNOCENT ONCE UPON A TIME I WENT OVER TO HIS HOUSE AND HE FARTED SO GAHDAMN MUCH INTO MY MOUTH THAT I STARTED DROOLING A HERSHEY WATERFALL THIS ÑIGGA IS SO SEXY AND I LOVE WHEN HE SITS HIS FAT ASS ON TOP OF ME TYSON U JUST JEALOUS YOU AIN’T GOT NO ONE LIKE BRYANT U RETARDED LOOKING ASS BITCH I DARE YOU TO GET A PARTNER AS LOYAL AND INNOCENT AS EDP FREE MY ÑIGGA BIG HOMIE CHEESE HEAD 474747 HE INNOCENT.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!