Mouth jokes

There were three men, and two of them died.

The last man alive said, "That's two less mouths to feed!"

What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?

I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?

UGLY!

Apparently, Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.

What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?

Men toes.

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.