"My name must taste good; it's always in your mouth."
Mouth Jokes
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
Johnny and Jill went up the hill to lick Jill's yummy candy.
But Johnny got a SHOCK With a mouthful of COCK Because Jill's REAL NAME?
Was Randy. 👹
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
A pedophile pulls up to little Jonny, lowers his window and asks, "hey little boy, if I give you a lolly, will you come in my car?" Little Jonny replies, "Give me the whole packet and I’ll come in your mouth."
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My I.
May I who?
May I put this pussy on your mouth?
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth.
Have you heard of China...
China fit this dick in your mouth.
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?
2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.
3. My foot lasts longer than your life.
Why do men like big tits and a flat ass?
Because they got little dicks and big mouths.
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack can eat her candy. He got sick when he got a mouthful of dick and realized her name was Randy.
