Motivation jokes

Quote Of The Day:

It's okay to struggle.

It's not okay to give up.

After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.

They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.

I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.

Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.

What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!

Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.

Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.

Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!

Peace out! <3

I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.

I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere!

I don't have much motivation for things, that's why I haven't yet killed myself, hehe.

What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 Dodge Neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer.

It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lowballs.

What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.