Motivation jokes
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It just felt like it.
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
I know this place may be cruel, but hang in there!
A Mexican boy said, "I can't do this." Then a guy says, "You can do it, we are Mexican, not Mexicant."
Me: "Oh man, things are really happening for me! I have so much to do!"
Depression: "Lie in bed."
Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.
Motivational Quote for today: If you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...
What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 Dodge Neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer.
It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lowballs.
Joe Biden's speeches are so motivational. In fact, I have been stuck at home these past few weeks, and his well articulated words were enough for me to muster up the courage to jump off of a 10 story building.
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That'll give you a reason to get up in the morning.
I was in a motivational seminar about depression the other day, and she said I could be anything I wanted to be if I put my mind to it. Sometimes you just have to bite the bullet and do it, even if it's messy.
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.