Motivation jokes
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
Your money, you bully's everything you hate.
OTHERS (MOTIVATED): If I had FLYING as a SUPERPOWER, FALLING would be the BEGINNING STAGE.
ME (DEPRESSED): OK, GOOD IDEA! LETS FALL OFF THE CLIFF AND FLY TO HEAVEN!!
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
Why did a cop in the 1960s cross the road? To arrest a faggot for cross-dressing.
My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
Motivational Quote for today: If you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.
Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,
he is my only motivation for trying again.
What's one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?
“Hang in there!”
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
Who needs parents to be great?
Quote Of The Day:
It's okay to struggle.
It's not okay to give up.
Me: "Oh man, things are really happening for me! I have so much to do!"
Depression: "Lie in bed."
A woman can fake an orgasm for the sake of a relationship.
A man can fake a relationship for the sake of an orgasm.
What do you call a fat motivational speaker?
Four chin teller.