Motivation jokes
A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.
Hang in there, you all, Literally.
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!
Peace out! <3
Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,
he is my only motivation for trying again.
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.
POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?
Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?
She got tired of jumping over the moon.
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH
Who needs parents to be great?
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.