Motivation jokes

I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.

A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.

Hang in there, you all, Literally.

Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...

I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,

he is my only motivation for trying again.

Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.

Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.

Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!

Peace out! <3

It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.

POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?

Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?

Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.

Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.

Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?

She got tired of jumping over the moon.

After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.

They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.

Why are orphans so successful?

When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.

What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!

Who needs parents to be great?

Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?

Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH

Quote Of The Day:

It's okay to struggle.

It's not okay to give up.