A woman can fake an orgasm for the sake of a relationship.
A man can fake a relationship for the sake of an orgasm.
pov them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed.
her. all you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang you get me
My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
Motivational Quote for today: If you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE AHAHAH
I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.
The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971, and the Libertarian Party has lost every presidential election since 1972, and according to the Libertarian Party the Libertarian Party is the only political party in the United States that is the party of principle. If the Libertarian Party is the party of principle then why hasn't the Libertarian Party won a presidential election since 1972?
Because it is politically motivated.
What do you call a fat motivational speaker Four chin teller
Hang in there, you all, Literally.
I know this place may be cruel, but hang in there!
what is less than 0?
my will to live.
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength. Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!!!
Peace out!!!! <3
It’s about drive it’s about power we stay hungry we devour , put in the work, put in hours and take what’s ours
i heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains but faith cannot move your receding hairline
Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.
thanks to the voice who keeps telling to let go he is my only motivation for trying again
What's one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?
“Hang in there!”
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an Orphan? Go Big Or __ ____
