A woman can fake an orgasm for the sake of a relationship.
A man can fake a relationship for the sake of an orgasm.
A woman can fake an orgasm for the sake of a relationship.
A man can fake a relationship for the sake of an orgasm.
POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?
Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?
My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
Motivational Quote for today: If you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH
I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.
The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971, and the Libertarian Party has lost every presidential election since 1972, and according to the Libertarian Party the Libertarian Party is the only political party in the United States that is the party of principle. If the Libertarian Party is the party of principle then why hasn't the Libertarian Party won a presidential election since 1972?
Because it is politically motivated.
What do you call a fat motivational speaker?
Four chin teller.
Who needs parents to be great?
Hang in there, you all, Literally.
I know this place may be cruel, but hang in there!
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.
what is less than 0?
my will to live.
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!
Peace out! <3
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.
Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,
he is my only motivation for trying again.
What's one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?
“Hang in there!”