pov them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed.
her. all you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang you get me
My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
Motivational Quote for today: if you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE AHAHAH
The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971 and the Libertarian Party has lost every presidential election since 1972, and according to the Libertarian Party the Libertarian Party is the only political party in the United States that is the party of principle, If the Libertarian Party is the party of principle then why hasn't the Libertarian Party won a presidential election since 1972? Because it is politically motivated 👏 🙌 👍👍👌👌 🤔 💭 💡 🫢 😲 😭 😠 😡 🤬
What do you call a fat motivational speaker Four chin teller
Hang in there you all, Literally.
what is less then 0
my will to live
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength. Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!!!
Peace out!!!! <3
It’s about drive it’s about power we stay hungry we devour , put in the work, put in hours and take what’s ours
i heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains but faith cannot move your receding hairline
Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.
thanks to the voice who keeps telling to let go he is my only motivation for trying again
What's one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?
“Hang in there!”
What's the most motivational thing to say to an Orphan? Go Big Or __ ____
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen hawking.
I was in a motivational seminar about depression the other day and she said i could be anything i wanted to be if i put my mind to it, sometimes you just have to bite the bullet and do it even if it's messy
1. Full name: John 2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run. 3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream. 4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated. 5. Mental health: mentally retarded. 6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit. 7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named as Redwing and the lizard named as Notail 8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock. 9. Working motivation: none.
I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
