Motivation

Motivation Jokes

Relationship

A woman can fake an orgasm for the sake of a relationship.

A man can fake a relationship for the sake of an orgasm.

Move

POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?

Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?

Job

My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.

Quote

Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...

Quote

Motivational Quote for today: If you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...

Train

Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?

Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH

Suicide

I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.

Libertarian Party

The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971, and the Libertarian Party has lost every presidential election since 1972, and according to the Libertarian Party the Libertarian Party is the only political party in the United States that is the party of principle. If the Libertarian Party is the party of principle then why hasn't the Libertarian Party won a presidential election since 1972?

Because it is politically motivated.

Orphan

Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.

Struggle

Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.

Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!

Peace out! <3

Drive

It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.

Hairline

I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.

Voice

Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,

he is my only motivation for trying again.

Suicide

What's one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?

“Hang in there!”