Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
What's the grossest thing ever?
A bag of dead babies.
What's even more gross?
The bottom one is still wriggling!
Oliver Savage's life.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
Why did the mailman die?
'Cause everyone dies.
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
Bro told me this when he passed away.
I’m “Fading.”
I was walking down the street and saw a kid slip on a plum.
I look to my right and died of laughter because I did the same!
What’s the difference between a living and dead person?
I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.
Die.
What do you call a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
Yo people!
Little Johnny's actually dead!
