Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"
The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"
Mortality Jokes
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
Once there was an old lady...
Congratulations, stop bragging!
Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s dead.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
He is dead.
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
शाला टाइटैनिक को भी यमलोक जाना पड़ा। हम तो आदमी है।
Shala, even Titanic had to go to Yamlok. We are just men.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
What's the grossest thing ever?
A bag of dead babies.
What's even more gross?
The bottom one is still wriggling!
Oliver Savage's life.
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
Why did the baby cross the road? Because he wanted to die.
Why did the mailman die?
'Cause everyone dies.
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
An old man walks in a forest with a child, and the child says, "It's dark, and I'm scared." The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk out alone."
Bro told me this when he passed away.
I’m “Fading.”
