Mortality jokes
Cops be like dead from COVID hahaha. Should have listened to the law, you dumb dead pigs!
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That I will never get old.
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
Dead people can’t cross the street because they're dead, ha ha!
The African kids' theme song is "Staying Alive."
Once there was an old lady...
Congratulations, stop bragging!
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"
The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s dead.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
He is dead.
शाला टाइटैनिक को भी यमलोक जाना पड़ा। हम तो आदमी है।
Shala, even Titanic had to go to Yamlok. We are just men.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
What's the grossest thing ever?
A bag of dead babies.
What's even more gross?
The bottom one is still wriggling!
Oliver Savage's life.
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.