Mortality jokes
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That I will never get old.
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
Dead people can’t cross the street because they're dead, ha ha!
The African kids' theme song is "Staying Alive."
Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s dead.
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
Once there was an old lady...
Congratulations, stop bragging!
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"
The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
He is dead.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
शाला टाइटैनिक को भी यमलोक जाना पड़ा। हम तो आदमी है।
Shala, even Titanic had to go to Yamlok. We are just men.
What's the grossest thing ever?
A bag of dead babies.
What's even more gross?
The bottom one is still wriggling!
Oliver Savage's life.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
Why did the mailman die?
'Cause everyone dies.