Mortality jokes
Suicide is population control, republished.
Cops be like dead from COVID hahaha. Should have listened to the law, you dumb dead pigs!
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That I will never get old.
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
Dead people can’t cross the street because they're dead, ha ha!
The African kids' theme song is "Staying Alive."
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
Once there was an old lady...
Congratulations, stop bragging!
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.
Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"
The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"
Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s dead.
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
He is dead.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
शाला टाइटैनिक को भी यमलोक जाना पड़ा। हम तो आदमी है।
Shala, even Titanic had to go to Yamlok. We are just men.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
What do trannies and jokes about them have in common?
Neither of them get old.
What's the grossest thing ever?
A bag of dead babies.
What's even more gross?
The bottom one is still wriggling!