Mortality jokes
Why did the mailman die?
Because everyone dies.
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
Man dies.
Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."
This joke never gets old. Just like the child.
What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?
"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"
People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.
Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.
What’s the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn’t beat cancer.
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol
More like so they can fuck him, am I right?
I hope death is a woman. That way, she'll never come for me.
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
I’m rather relaxed about death.
From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.
Where is a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because you can take it so quickly.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because anyone can take it.
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.