An old man walks in a forest with a child, and the child says, "It's dark, and I'm scared." The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk out alone."
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, smoothbrain. The joke is that the old man is implying he's going to die in the forest, leaving the kid behind. This is funny because you are a big baby and it's a dark, morbid take on a scary situation, and it's unexpected. People like you are scared of your own farts.