Mortality jokes
What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because you can take it so quickly.
What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?
The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because anyone can take it.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
"Mommy, Mommy! Are we going to live forever?"
"Only in your dreams."
How is a child with cancer and dark humor similar? They never get old.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when kids get it.
85% of us are good at school, while the other 15% is good at suicide.
(Teach me your ways, 15%.)
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never grow old.
Where are people sent to die?
Ross Hall academy.
What's the difference between the baby I just killed and Isaac Newton?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
I'm dying... sike, I lied. You thought I died!
What’s the best part of stage four cancer?
A: There’s no stage five.