Mortality jokes
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because you can take it so quickly.
What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?
The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because anyone can take it.
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
It is September. What's the difference between a stage four colon cancer patient and Santa Claus? Santa is coming for Christmas!
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never grow old.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when kids get it.
How is a child with cancer and dark humor similar? They never get old.
85% of us are good at school, while the other 15% is good at suicide.
(Teach me your ways, 15%.)
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
Where are people sent to die?
Ross Hall academy.
What's the difference between the baby I just killed and Isaac Newton?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What’s the best part of stage four cancer?
A: There’s no stage five.
Suicide is population control, republished.
I'm dying... sike, I lied. You thought I died!
Cops be like dead from COVID hahaha. Should have listened to the law, you dumb dead pigs!