Mortality

Mortality jokes

Kid

I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!

Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.

Cancer

Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.

But the cancer patients aren't.

World

Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!

Doctor

Dark Humor

"Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too."

Baby

What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?

They never grow old.

Child

How is a child with cancer and dark humor similar? They never get old.

Suicide

85% of us are good at school, while the other 15% is good at suicide.

(Teach me your ways, 15%.)

Kid

Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?

A. Nothing, they both die at ten.

Baby

What's the difference between the baby I just killed and Isaac Newton?

Isaac Newton died a virgin.

Cancer

What’s the best part of stage four cancer?

A: There’s no stage five.

Cop

Cops be like dead from COVID hahaha. Should have listened to the law, you dumb dead pigs!

Abortion

Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.

Child

What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?

That I will never get old.

House

It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)