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Mortality Jokes
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never grow old.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when kids get it.
How is a child with cancer and dark humor similar? They never get old.
85% of us are good at school, while the other 15% is good at suicide.
(Teach me your ways, 15%.)
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
Where are people sent to die?
Ross Hall academy.
What's the difference between the baby I just killed and Isaac Newton?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What’s the best part of stage four cancer?
A: There’s no stage five.
Suicide is population control, republished.
I'm dying... sike, I lied. You thought I died!
Cops be like dead from COVID hahaha. Should have listened to the law, you dumb dead pigs!
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That I will never get old.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
Dead people can’t cross the street because they're dead, ha ha!
The African kids' theme song is "Staying Alive."
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
