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Woman

  • Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.

    My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^

    Pontypool is rough.

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  • Banana

  • It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.

    It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.

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    Trash

  • I remember you. You used to be an ash.

    I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.

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    Mosquito

  • If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.

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    Orphanage

  • A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.

    The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."

    "You should tell your parents," I replied back.

    The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.

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    Bear

  • Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!

    Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?

    Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!

    *Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*

    Lionel: AHHHHHHH

    Bottle

  • I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.