Mores jokes

I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.

Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.

Kid: So what? At least they love me more.

A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.

The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."

"You should tell your parents," I replied back.

The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.

Everyone thought I'd have a great year...

14 years just gave me more chances.

Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.

The Golden State? More like your mum's state...

I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.

If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.

I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, gravity was no more.

What's more annoying than uncles?

Ants.

I will make more jokes tomorrow.

Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?

Answer: It tastes better.

What does iCloud eat for lunch?

Your documents.

It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.

It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!

I like tacos more than you like tacos.

Who likes more tacos?

Mee! said the taco.

Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.

My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^

Pontypool is rough.

Abortion isn't murder, it's more like backspacing a typo.

This ole boy that's locked up called his ole lady and got into it with her, and she said, "Well, fuck you, I don't need you no more anyway. I got 2 or 3 guys out here wanting me and trying to fuck me."

He said, "Well, honey, that's the least of my worries. I got 10 or 12 guys in here tryin' to fuck me."