Mores jokes
Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?
A. Rape babies.
Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!
Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?
Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!
*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*
Lionel: AHHHHHHH
Everyone thought I'd have a great year...
14 years just gave me more chances.
I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Memes
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, gravity was no more.
I will make more jokes tomorrow.
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
What's more annoying than uncles?
Ants.
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
What does iCloud eat for lunch?
Your documents.
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.