I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
Mores Jokes
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, gravity was no more.
I will make more jokes tomorrow.
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
What's more annoying than uncles?
Ants.
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
What does iCloud eat for lunch?
Your documents.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
Why is there more water than water, because water is water.
Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.
My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^
Pontypool is rough.
I like tacos more than you like tacos.
Who likes more tacos?
Mee! said the taco.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
