Mores jokes
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.
My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^
Pontypool is rough.
I like tacos more than you like tacos.
Who likes more tacos?
Mee! said the taco.
Why is there more water than water, because water is water.
I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.
Memes
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
Abortion isn't murder, it's more like backspacing a typo.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, gravity was no more.
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
I will make more jokes tomorrow.
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.
Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!
Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?
Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!
*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*
Lionel: AHHHHHHH
Everyone thought I'd have a great year...
14 years just gave me more chances.
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
