Mores jokes
"One silent evening, a man walks to his fridge to get some food. He sets out a fork and napkin on the table. He reaches to grab a salad topped with olives and cheese. He sets the food down on the table and begins to add tomatoes, condiments, and..." He is interrupted. "Why are you saying this aloud?" A young boy asks his father. The father replies with, "You wanted to know how to live on your own, but I guess experience is more helpful," he says as he rushes the child out of the front door.
STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES!
I was in a server, right? And ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING." I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY." I looked at my penis. I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
Abortion isn't murder, it's more like backspacing a typo.
Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.
My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^
Pontypool is rough.
Memes
Skeletor tips
I like tacos more than you like tacos.
Who likes more tacos?
Mee! said the taco.
Why is there more water than water, because water is water.
I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, gravity was no more.
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
I will make more jokes tomorrow.
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.
Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!
Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?
Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!
*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*
Lionel: AHHHHHHH