Mores

Mores jokes

School shooting

1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.

2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.

3) 10 dead babies.

Woman

Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.

My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^

Pontypool is rough.

Taco

I like tacos more than you like tacos.

Who likes more tacos?

Mee! said the taco.

Chin

I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.

Memes

Bone

I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.

I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!

Hater

If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.

Mosquito

If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.

Trash

I remember you. You used to be an ash.

I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.

Bear

Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!

Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?

Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!

*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*

Lionel: AHHHHHHH

Year

Everyone thought I'd have a great year...

14 years just gave me more chances.

Parent

Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.

Kid: So what? At least they love me more.