Mores jokes
The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?
What is more time-consuming than children?
Waiting for your wife to go into labor!
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!
Random person: Minecraft is actually more peaceful than real life.
Me: Well, screw life. Maybe if I light a fire on myself, I will go to Minecraft (my excuse for suicide).
More like your anus.
Lete know in the comments
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.
Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
The 10 cents said to the 1 cent, "Haha, I make more cents than you!"
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Dear Kenya, love of life,
Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!
Love you a million times more!
Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
What do people use more than you that is yours?
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.