Mores jokes
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
I found the comments before the picture of you got reported, and yes, with all my heart, there was a picture of you in your bra! But I was on your side, so was Kenya, Prince, and Heo! And Mariah, more will be in soon!
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.
I love vegans because they save more meat for us.
I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics, and she said I had to eat more vegetables.
How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
"You have to be more patient!" "Will it take a long time?"
What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?
Their knees.
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. -- I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Inside a room full of squares, buckets, and tints, there are two inspectors. One is called Mr. Right, the other one is called Mr. Wrong. Because of their names, the first one is trusted more than the second one.
Mr. Wrong eventually got tired of that and worked on a plan for how more people could trust him. He took a jigsaw and he started to cut into his brain and sawed away half of his brain. It was still working.
Then he took a loaf of toast, cut it into half and glued it on his head, and then he made a strawberry cream and sprayed it on the toast. Because people couldn't recognize him as "Mr. Wrong," he was able to solve more cases.
Jill went up to a bar to play a game of pool. Then Jack came in and asked Jill if she wanted to ride in his new car. She said, "I have to think." Then Jack said, "At least let me buy you a drink." After 5 drinks, he asked again. This time she said yes, so they got in the car and Jack and Jill rode up a hill to Jack's home. Then Jack said, "Close your eyes, I got a surprise!" So Jack lead Jill to his room then said, "Open your eyes!" So Jill opened her eyes, then Jack got them some red wine. Jack got drunk and unzipped his fly and Jack said, "I know you wanna." She said, "No way!" So Jack gave her one more drink, then she passed out. Then Jack ripped all his clothes off. Then he did the same to Jill. Then he did it till 3am.
Why is rape worse than death?
Because dead people get way more attention.
So, I walked into the kitchen and saw my mom had made cookies. I stole one, not noticing my mom was behind me.
So my mom said, "Put the cookie back, kid!" and I said I wasn't gonna eat it. Then she said, "Never mind, I'll get your father." So my mom said, "Honey, deal with your son; I'm going to the mall!" And my dad said, "Son, if you're not allowed to have a cookie before dinner!"
So he went into his room, and I heard the belt, and I was going to run, but I knew it would be worse. So he said, "This will be your punishment." As he was getting ready to hit me, I said, "Daddy, no, please, I wasn't gonna eat it!" But he said, "No, you won't change my mind, little boy!" Then he hit me. Thank you for reading! Stay healthy and stay safe in this time. Bye!!! Read more of my jokes; they'll probably be around the website!!
What to gift a child molester who already has everything? A bigger county with more believers.
Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?
Me: More than you!
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.