Mores jokes

What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.

To those who are dead now, was it fun?

The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?

Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?

A: Because it gives her more work!

Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.

What is more time-consuming than children?

Waiting for your wife to go into labor!

Random person: Minecraft is actually more peaceful than real life.

Me: Well, screw life. Maybe if I light a fire on myself, I will go to Minecraft (my excuse for suicide).

More like your anus.

If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.

Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P

What do people use more than you that is yours?

In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”

The 10 cents said to the 1 cent, "Haha, I make more cents than you!"

Why are orphans so gay?

They need to be more gay!

Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?

Dear Kenya, love of life,

Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!

Love you a million times more!

What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.

Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.

Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?

What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?

You will have even more birthday parties to go to.

I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"

Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!