Mores Jokes

In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”

The 10 cents said to the 1 cent, "Haha, I make more cents than you!"

Why are orphans so gay?

They need to be more gay!

Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?

Dear Kenya, love of life,

Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!

Love you a million times more!

What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.

Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.

I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.

Leo is more useless than a HEDGEHOG with ALOPECIA.

Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?

What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?

You will have even more birthday parties to go to.

I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"

Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!

Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.

Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.

If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Tentacles!

Linda and Peter are having sex. Peter goes in and out hard then fast and then begins to taste her tits. Finally, he moves down to the vagina and eats her hard. His rouge is inside her body, lolling around. He fucks her hard again and his dick slicks up her vagina. The entire time she is moaning and begging for more.

When Linda cums on his penis she begins to lick his balls hard. Peter begins moaning too saying, "Linda, you're just as amazing at fucking as your sister."

The other day this duck came by the gas station. He asked the cashier, "Do you have any duck food here?"

The cashier said, "Hell naw, I got no damn duck food. This the gas station, not no damn swamp, and I ain't ya mama."

Then the duck asked him two more times, and then the cashier said, "For the last time, no, I don't have any duck food here for you, ok? If you ask me again, I will put you in the oven and deep-fry you like Kentucky Fried Chicken."