Mores jokes

What is more time-consuming than children?

Waiting for your wife to go into labor!

Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?

A: Because it gives her more work!

Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?

A. Rape babies.

What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.

To those who are dead now, was it fun?

Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.

The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?

Random person: Minecraft is actually more peaceful than real life.

Me: Well, screw life. Maybe if I light a fire on myself, I will go to Minecraft (my excuse for suicide).

More like your anus.

If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.

Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P

What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?

You will have even more birthday parties to go to.

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Tentacles!

Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?

Leo is more useless than a HEDGEHOG with ALOPECIA.

Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.

Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.

I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.

If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.

What do people use more than you that is yours?

Why are orphans so gay?

They need to be more gay!

In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”