My girlfriend's dog died, so I got her a new one in replacement, and she went off on me and yelled,
"What am I supposed to do with 2 dead dogs in my house?!"
My girlfriend's dog died, so I got her a new one in replacement, and she went off on me and yelled,
"What am I supposed to do with 2 dead dogs in my house?!"
Whatβs the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby?
Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
What do you call a deaf animal?
Anything, it can't hear you.
How do you punish Helen Keller?
You leave the plunger in the toilet.
Q: How come in airports, they park the planes outside?
A: They don't belong in buildings.
Why did Mia Khalifa become so famous?
Because she blew up.
Iβm old enough to remember innocent times when the worst headline was plane hijackers flying into buildings.