say this out loud: alpha Kenny one
Man: hey kids, who wants milk? Kids: Me! Man: *unzips fly*
What's the difference between herpes and my dad?...
Herpes stays around
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When earthquakes hit coffins become maracas underground
If a special ed kid is late to class is it ok to call me a little tardy?
An Irish-man walks out of a bar
Alex: Dad can we get me a little brother from the orphanage? dad: Sure Alex! dad: Were here! orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now! Alex: Dad what is she talking about?!
What do cannibals call pregnant women? A kinder surprise
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Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
Doctor: I have good news and I have worse news Patient: Well what's the bad news Doctor: You have one day left to live Patient: What news could possibly be worse Doctor: I've been trying to contact you sense yesterday
What goes Snap Crackle and Pop? A neck
Q. Whats the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid A. One has Functioning neck
Who goes to a comedian show and get's offended
A feminist
I was on the Oregon trail with my friend's brother carl. he got cholera, so we threw him off the wagon. when we came back, he was having a seizure and pooping uncontrollably. it was pretty cholerious.
My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand. He said, But Dad I'm blind. Exactly
I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike I just collect body parts
I was rooting for Donald trump to be president We havnt had a presidential assassination in a while
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
