Goes to school with blue suppresed pistol #1victory royals
I hate it when people say to suck it up... I mean sometimes I don’t want someone’s dick in my face
Yo mama so fat, she was pulled over... FOR HAVING 12 POUNDS OF CRACK ON HER!
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and my Dad? Issac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench
Mom! I think that dad is sleeping Mom: no honey i killed him.
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar? He said "Oola snack bar!" Oola means hello in Spanish.
Like if u like school (i mean if you don't)
IF YOUR A GIRL, PLEASE COMMENT
why is a pro fighter like a fisher
They both can throw a hook
why dont cannibals eat clowns
because they taste funny
What do you do when you hear your wife squirming around in the back yard? Reload...chhchhhh
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best piolot in iraq
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11? Person 2: No, but'll probably crash and burn.
What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.
My Infant drew on the walls today, but I don’t know how to punish them. So I think I’ll sleep on it.
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
(wait, forgot about the 3rd third thing) i have said this countless times but it doesnt seem to be getting through to u; quit hating on particular jokes. U dont like it? Nobody cares. Dont go into the morbid jokes category u idiots ffs
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes) 1. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick
2. I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.
3. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They're painful to look at.
5. Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
6. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
7. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
8. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Today we need to teach our teens about having safe sex while using contraceptives. condoms 99 percent effective birth controll 99 percent effective ect just be like me and use underage 7 year olds works 100 percent of the time ( only cost 20 years in jail ;)
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
