"What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?"
"A broken nose."
Morbid Jokes
What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone chucked a brick at her.
Why did Sally throw a clock out the window? She had brain damage from the brick.
An apple a day, or you'll die anyway.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.
What do you call a pansexual pedophile? Jesus.
Once my dad left to get milk, then I realized we own a cow.
Today; worst day ever.
My annoying sibling got hit by a train, and I lost my job as a conductor.
What's red, small, wet, and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.
Stop saying negative shit about dark humor jokes! If it bugs you that bad, then go away! That'll solve everything but world hunger and failed abortion.
A girl walks up to her friend with sunglasses she missed very much.
She told her, "Hey, long time no see."
How do you poop?
What's the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They're both saying "Oh my god, my mom's gonna kill me!"
Why did Aaron's dad beat him? Because he tensed his ass.
What's the difference between apples and dead babies?
I don't ejaculate on apples before I eat them.
This comment section is so dark, it could be Lil Huddy.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for it being black.
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