What does a woman do when she leaves the battered womens' shelter?
Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her.
Sweet victory fans: Fuck the NFL. They should be disbanded! Harvey Weinstein: I raped five girls and the NFL was one of them
How does the dog dance? He doesn't...he's dead
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses
“What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?”
“A broken nose..”
A little girl walks into the bathroom see her mom naked taking a shower and asks mommy mommy when am I gunna get breasts ..mom say oh when your 12 or 13 ..little girl looks down and see’s her pubes and asks mommy mommy when am I gunna get hair down there ..mom say oh about the same time you get breasts..then the little girl walks in see her dad sitting on the bed with a hard on and asks daddy daddy when am I gunna get one of those ..dad says soon as your mom leaves for work
What was the last thing that went through Aiden's head befor he died?
His elbow.
How do you make a baby cry?
You run over it with a lawn mower.
What do you call a pansexual pedophile? Jesus
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon she will let it go
A Man and a Cow are stuck on train tracks and There is a Train in the distance about to hit both of them. A vegan sees this and tries to help. Who does He save, The man or the cow? Neither. He isn't strong enough to lift either of them.
I painted my black ps5 white so the controller would run faster
I bought shoes from a drug dealer I know he lcsd them and all but I have been tripping all day
Why cant orphans play baseball? because they don't know where home is.....
Me: opens the window to get some fresh air Everyone else on the plane:😟...😱
After the drive by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
what happens when you put a baby in a blender
The baby is a cherry smoothie
Once when I was 6 I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree. Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl
what does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant ? "Can i have a bodybag ?"
Have you driven through Dealey plaza it will blow your mind~john f. Kennedy
