Morbid jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone chucked a brick at her.
Why did Sally throw a clock out the window? She had brain damage from the brick.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
A man and a cow are stuck on train tracks, and there is a train in the distance about to hit both of them. A vegan sees this and tries to help. Who does he save, the man or the cow?
Neither. He isn't strong enough to lift either of them.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.
What do you call a pansexual pedophile? Jesus.
I got rejected from art school today, so yeah.
Today; worst day ever.
My annoying sibling got hit by a train, and I lost my job as a conductor.
What's red, small, wet, and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.
Stop saying negative shit about dark humor jokes! If it bugs you that bad, then go away! That'll solve everything but world hunger and failed abortion.
A girl walks up to her friend with sunglasses she missed very much.
She told her, "Hey, long time no see."
How do you poop?
Why did Aaron's dad beat him? Because he tensed his ass.
What's the difference between apples and dead babies?
I don't ejaculate on apples before I eat them.
This comment section is so dark, it could be Lil Huddy.
Two boys are talking on the bus.
Boy 1: I feel like I'm forgetting something.
Boy 2: Hey, did you hear about that school shooting last week?
Boy 1: Oh, that's right.
Cleveland Browns
What does a baby in a blender look like?
I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a child?
You can’t abuse an alligator.
Why did Timmy throw the clock out the window?
It reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man convicted of knife raping his wife.