Morbid jokes

Morbid jokes

Men

Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.

25 at a time.

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  • Dementia

    What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?

    I don't know. I forgot.

    Woman

    What's the first thing that a battered woman does when she gets out of the shelter?

    My last if she knows what's good for her.

    Language

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    A murderer.

    A murderer who--

    Is cut off by being murdered.

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  • Pigeon

    Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?

    A: A suicide bomber.

    Mum

    Me: Want to hear a joke?

    Friend: Sure.

    Me: When my Mum and Dad said they loved me.

    Friend: What's funny about that?

    Me: Because the next day they disowned me.

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  • Blonde

    What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?

    You don't want your computer to go down on you.

    Shaenaya

    Shaenaya is single, 16, and looking for a 30 year old man that can pleasure her, huh?

    Date

    There is a man and a woman on a date.

    The woman asked what kind of things do you love?

    The table starts to lift up on the man's side and the man says sorry.

    Mansion

    What's the difference between a baby and a mansion?

    I've never seen the inside of a mansion.

    Lamb

    Mary had a little lamb.

    Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!

    Ps5

    I painted my black PS5 white so the controller would run faster.

    Drug

    I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I know he LCD'd them and all, but I have been tripping all day.