i am cool


My wieners small

your mom


Here in I hop, we serve pancakes not pie cakes if so we can always bring in a chart that will Power the customer, his smile will remain at its current form, and police surely resisted when I said the word surely.

my life get it cause i dont got one

Bowser ordered his Goomba guards to arrest me, because I wrote graffiti on the walls saying “The Koopalings are evil!” “Kill the Koopalings!” and “Down with the Koopalings!”

Wanna here a funny joke my life We

My life, your life, and your sister is a slut.

My dick is hard, whats your name

My d*ck is hard, what’s your name

How do you fit three flags on a bar stool? Flip it over

what do you get from childhood drama a ginger with autism

what the different between a mother and a pigeon on does not eat there husband out.

Sun: Hi, I am the sun! I want to warm you up… Human: :D Sun: I want to BuRn you… Human: … Sun: I want to… KILL… you… Human: I should be going now Sun: LET ME KILL YOU Human: Screams his last sound

My mom gave me a golden shovel and a hoe, I said why do I need this she said that you every year.

Two people walk down the road one sais to the other mitch we past weight watchers 2 minutes ago he responds jake the noodle shop is just here you been carrying that shit on your head for 14 years

when my friend says I suck. at something I’m like u swollow

What do you call diareah from a hot woman Chocolate milk What do you call diarrhoea from a fat woman Arsenic