In mario, it is called a zoomba, but if it was real, it would be boomba

im gay, no u

Roses are red Roses are red Roses are red I smell burnt toast

my life !

Why were the twin towers angry?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was place

your life .

I’ll never forget my grandpas last words to me…

“Are you still holding the ladder??”

Cuddle with you🙂

today i explain what things are fake. serial killers, clowns, billy, fairies, your life,God,Jesus,your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.

I’m also gonna explain real stuff, youtube,your dad,scientists,teachers,God,Jesus, and Billy.

stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake.Alot of idiots will read this.

I say 123 yeah the kids bullied me but they really don’t know that my dad has a gun yeah.

Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”

My dad asked “were are you going” me "back to the orfinig

Your mom.

Q: what do u call white people on a black bus?


Why did the kid name Jeff become gay because he grow up with out a father figure hahaha I love dark humor

why do i call my dog a vibrator?beacause every time my dog acts like a dildo,i beat him, and when i beat him,he shakes.what do you call a shaking dildo?A vibrator,therefore i call my dog a vibrator.

Anal sex is for A…s