Morbid jokes
I'll never forget my mother's last words: "What are you doing with that sledgehammer?"
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
What's better than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
What's the difference between my basement and my garage?
One has a pile of babies' bodies; the other has their heads.
I will never forget my Grandpa's last words: "What are you doing with that rope and saw?"
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
I remember my grandad's last words: "Are you still holding the ladder?"
Kian. Legit, Kian is a joke.
There was a cannibal who had a wife and eight kids.
I'll never forget my boss's last words: "We shall serve the best meat in our burgers!"
My friend told me an emo joke once, and I said, "Emo jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.
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Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
Did you hear about the guy who got his entire left side cut off? Well, he's dead.
What did grandpa say before he died in the hospital bed?
"Boy, could you put my phone on charging?"
If I was in a room with Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Hitler, and my greatest enemy, I would pour out the bullets and beat my enemy with the gun.
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.