What's the square root of your dead? 9/11
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11
What’s red and goes 100 miles per hour
~babies in a blender 😌
What did cermet the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?
Nothing...
What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.
What's black and white and read all over? A newspaper. What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over? A penguin falling down the stairs.
Latias is red Latios is blue you should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu
When you having a normal day at school but then
*all the other kids with the pumped up kicks*
Producer: we need to stop testing out products on animals. CEO: shapoo companies do it all the time Fairchild republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt
there was a animal on my porch then i shot in the head it was strange that it had coffee in its hand, i flipped it over and it was an animal but it looked a lot like my kid.
So I went to Comic-Con and saw a man with a arm missing and I thought cool display until I heard him screaming and getting the other chopped off then I said “ man now that’s a 10/10 display wow
Why are there 25 litters in the alphabet...because the d is in u
Jesus created the t-pose first
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looked in the mirror
Me:whats yellow and cant swim?
My sister: What??
Me:a school bus filled with kids
What's the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They're both saying "Oh my god my mom's gonna kill me!"
I bought a white xbox to last longer and i bought a black xbox to run faster
Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledores army?
Because at one point poisonous gases where put in it
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?
A spicket fence!
I've never seen my dad since September 11, I wonder where he is....
