I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.
I guess hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.
What’s a Muslims favorite Car? A Citroën C4.
jimmy: your mom is gay me: no you jimmy: i have no mom
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers
Rose are red. Violet's are red. My parents bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire
Whats the difference between NASA and religion
NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers
What does a canabolist do after he dumps his girlfriend??
He wipes his butt
What is the difference between a Chick pea and a Garbanzo bean? I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face for my birthday.
Hi welcome to David’s sperm bank you Jack it we pack it how may I help you?
Abortion is becoming more and more expensive these days. So visit Ammu-nation and pick up an Armsan RS-X1 tactical shotgun, it comes with a free box of ammo and a three year warranty. Buy now pay later.
What does it take to paint a wall red?
Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
What red And white and lives in a blender
-a baby
“Dude come here and see a rabbit!”
“Ok!”
“Are u ok man?”
“Yeah I’m fine”
“Dude pull your pants back up!
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer
What part of a vegetable cant you eat, The wheelchair
Two balled dudes were pulling each other's hair
How do you get a Japanese fanclub?
Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
Two boys are talking on the bus Boy 1: I feel like i'm forgetting something. Boy 2: hey did you hear about that school shooting last week? Boy 1: oh that's right
What colors were Kurt Cobains eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
