Morbid jokes
Kian. Legit, Kian is a joke.
There was a cannibal who had a wife and eight kids.
My friend told me an emo joke once, and I said, "Emo jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
I'll never forget my boss's last words: "We shall serve the best meat in our burgers!"
They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
Did you hear about the guy who got his entire left side cut off? Well, he's dead.
What did grandpa say before he died in the hospital bed?
"Boy, could you put my phone on charging?"
If I was in a room with Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Hitler, and my greatest enemy, I would pour out the bullets and beat my enemy with the gun.
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
"I created the Human Torch."
Sally has no arms. What did she get for Christmas? I don't know, she hasn't opened it yet.
Where did Amy go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
Three Indians get captured by an enemy leader, and the leader says, "Go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind."
The first one comes back with apples. The enemy leader says, "Shove them up your butt and don't make a sound, or I will kill you." He gets to two and yells. The leader kills him. He goes up to heaven.
The second guy comes back and has grapes. He gets to 9 and laughs. The leader kills him. He goes to heaven.
The first guy asks the second guy why he laughed, saying he had it in the bag. The second guy said he saw the third guy carrying pineapples.
Feminism.
Nobody:
The Vietcong when America lands on their beaches:
tReE pOwErS aCtIvAtE!
So I left my mom with my baby, and I was terrified when I came back; the wheelchair was in the water.
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
I knew this one guy who liked to swim with the fishes, then the mob got a hold of 'em...