Morbid jokes

Morbid jokes

So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.

And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.

What's the difference between my ass and the toddlers in my uncle's basement?

My ass doesn't cry when he sticks it in late at night.

One day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy, then they heard a sound from the bushes. Instead of looking down, they both ran.

Two years later, they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial. They asked him if he has ever been caught. He said, "No, but a couple was walking as soon as I killed a girl. I jumped into a bush. They didn't know I was there, but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down, then he and his girlfriend ran."

Robin Williams' death was the most horrible impression ever given. (RIP Robin Williams, you will be missed!)

Never take a person canoeing or kayaking if they had a cerebrovascular accident.

They’ll hear the one word they hate the most: β€œSTROKE, STROKE, STROKE!”

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    • My gf dumped me, so I took her wheelchair.

    Guess who came crawling back?

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    • Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.

    I bought an anti-bullying wristband. I say I bought it; I stole it off a fat ginger kid.