Mood jokes

A guy barges into a psychiatrist’s office and screams, “Doctor! I have suicidal tendencies! What do I do?!”

The doctor calmly answers, “Pay me in advance.”

Why did the emo leave the bar?

Because it was happy hour.

I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'm feeling depressed. What do you have to cheer me up?"

The bartender replied: "A shotgun."

What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".

what happens when the president turns emo?

the great depression.

I'm starting to wish my grass was emo.

Why?

So it would cut itself.