What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
Your face is crustier than the Sahara Desert.
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan.
Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink? He saw the climate change.
Global warming is the average of temperature on Earth.
You used to be someone’s Sunshine but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂