Climate jokes
What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
Your face is crustier than the Sahara Desert.
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan.
Global warming is the average of temperature on Earth.
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
If you can't stand the heat, sit!
Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?
He saw the climate change.
Why is a cabbage green? Because it's in Greenland.
A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"
How is the weather down there?
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They spit HOT FIRE!
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."