Climate jokes
Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan.
You used to be someone鈥檚 sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
How is the weather down there?
Why did the weatherman鈥檚 cheeks turn pink?
He saw the climate change.
Why is a cabbage green? Because it's in Greenland.
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?
Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!
If you can't stand the heat, sit!
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.
Your face is crustier than the Sahara Desert.
What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They spit HOT FIRE!
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
Global warming is the average of temperature on Earth.