Climate

Climate Jokes

Climate Change

What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?

Snow

Why don't Indians like snow?

Because it's white all over their land.

River

In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.

My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.

Water

Why can't you get water in the North Pole?

Because there is no well.

State

A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"

Sunshine

You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂

Rapper

How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?

Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."