Climate jokes
If you can't stand the heat, sit!
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan.
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
Global warming is the average of temperature on Earth.
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Water?
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
I guess Canada's national igloo is melting because of global warming.
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?
He saw the climate change.
How is the weather down there?
Why is a cabbage green? Because it's in Greenland.
Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?
Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.