If you're depressed and you're crying, like this joke.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
A man walks into a bar and says, "I'm feeling depressed. What do you have to cheer me up?"
The bartender replied: "A shotgun."
Advertisement: "What's in your wallet?"
Me: "The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)"
Why did you go depressed?
Because you’re you.
It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.
At every funeral, it's a try-not-to-say-"big mood"-challenge for me.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
Roses are red. The sun isn't shining. My mental state is rapidly declining.
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
An emo tried to give me a high five...
I left him hanging.
A guy barges into a psychiatrist’s office and screams, “Doctor! I have suicidal tendencies! What do I do?!”
The doctor calmly answers, “Pay me in advance.”
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
How do you tell if someone is depressed?
The brains on the wall.
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?
More expresso, less depresso. Jk, let's all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch.
