Mood jokes
If you're depressed and you're crying, like this joke.
It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
A man walks into a bar and says, "I'm feeling depressed. What do you have to cheer me up?"
The bartender replied: "A shotgun."
Why did you go depressed?
Because you’re you.
Advertisement: "What's in your wallet?"
Me: "The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)"
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
At every funeral, it's a try-not-to-say-"big mood"-challenge for me.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
Roses are red. The sun isn't shining. My mental state is rapidly declining.
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
A guy barges into a psychiatrist’s office and screams, “Doctor! I have suicidal tendencies! What do I do?!”
The doctor calmly answers, “Pay me in advance.”
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
An emo tried to give me a high five...
I left him hanging.
More expresso, less depresso. Jk, let's all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch.
How do you tell if someone is depressed?
The brains on the wall.
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?