A man walks into a bar and say I'm feeling depressed what do you have to cheer me up? The bartender replied: a shotgun
I was in the mood for some dark meat so I called my black friend.
At every funeral it's a try-not-to-say-big-mood-challenge for me
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink?
Depresso espresso
What do you call a Sad Depressed Artist? Anything But Cows of Woe.
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
Kms
an emo tried to give me a high five... I left him hanging
A guy barges into a psychiatrist’s office and screams, “Doctor! I have suicidal tendencies! What do I do?!”
The doctor calmly answers, “Pay me in advance.”
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
How do you tell if someone is depressed? The brains on the wall
Roses are red The sun isn't shining My mental state Is rapidly declining
More expresso less depresso Jk lets all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch
I'm a gay depressed person would that make me a happy unhappy person?
what's something a depressed person can do that a regular person cant ? the depressed person can scan them self
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee. SO his mom said he can have one. He got an esspresso not knowing depresso came with it.
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
