Mood jokes

I tend to think my ‘depression’ is for attention. I guess I have depressed depression.

Why did you go depressed?

Because you’re you.

More expresso, less depresso. Jk, let's all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch.

Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.

We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.

I love stairs. They always bring me up.

If depression on crack fucked weed and 69 hours of not sleeping and had a baby with huge amounts of autism, that would be me.

Why is emo grass better than normal grass?

Emo grass is gonna cut themself.

What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?

KMS.

Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.

Advertisement: "What's in your wallet?"

Me: "The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)"

How to tell if you're depressed? You came to a website called "worst jokes ever.com" looking for a quick smile.

What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.

Q: What do you call a cranky cow?

A: Moooooooody.

I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.

What does a cat say when it's angry?

- Stop stressing meowt!

Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.

What has only one sense of style?

An emo girl.

An emo tried to give me a high five...

I left him hanging.

I woke up on the floor this morning. I think I woke up on the wrong side though.

Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?

Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."

Therapist: That's not so bad.

Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."