Why did you go depressed?
Because you’re you.
At every funeral it's a try-not-to-say-big-mood-challenge for me
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink?
Depresso espresso
What do you call a Sad Depressed Artist? Anything But Cows of Woe.
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
Kms
an emo tried to give me a high five... I left him hanging
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
How do you tell if someone is depressed? The brains on the wall
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
Roses are red The sun isn't shining My mental state Is rapidly declining
More expresso less depresso Jk lets all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch
I'm a gay depressed person would that make me a happy unhappy person?
A guy barges into a psychiatrist’s office and screams, “Doctor! I have suicidal tendencies! What do I do?!”
The doctor calmly answers, “Pay me in advance.”
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
what's something a depressed person can do that a regular person cant ? the depressed person can scan them self
Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee. SO his mom said he can have one. He got an esspresso not knowing depresso came with it.
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that. :|
I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!
anyone want to eat me up im in that kind of mood right now
