Mood

Mood Jokes

Shotgun

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'm feeling depressed. What do you have to cheer me up?"

The bartender replied: "A shotgun."

Will to live

Advertisement: "What's in your wallet?"

Me: "The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)"

Depression

It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.

Artist

What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".

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  • Incest

    Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.

    Guy

    A guy barges into a psychiatrist’s office and screams, “Doctor! I have suicidal tendencies! What do I do?!”

    The doctor calmly answers, “Pay me in advance.”

    Life

    More expresso, less depresso. Jk, let's all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch.