Mood jokes

Advertisement: "What's in your wallet?"

Me: "The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)"

It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.

I tend to think my ‘depression’ is for attention. I guess I have depressed depression.

I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?

If depression on crack fucked weed and 69 hours of not sleeping and had a baby with huge amounts of autism, that would be me.

What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?

KMS.

What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?

Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.

WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.

Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.

Q: What do you call a cranky cow?

A: Moooooooody.

Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.

What does a cat say when it's angry?

- Stop stressing meowt!

What has only one sense of style?

An emo girl.

Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?

Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."

Therapist: That's not so bad.

Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."

An emo tried to give me a high five...

I left him hanging.

You're like a stormy cloud, because once you go away, it's a nice day.

I woke up on the floor this morning. I think I woke up on the wrong side though.

What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.

More expresso, less depresso. Jk, let's all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch.

My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.

How to tell if you're depressed? You came to a website called "worst jokes ever.com" looking for a quick smile.