What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
Why wasnโt the cheese ๐ง happy?
It was blue ๐.
Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee, so his mom said he can have one.
He got an espresso, not knowing "depresso" came with it.
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldnโt read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasnโt laughing at the jokes.
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that. :|
I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!
why is it bad to high five an emo.. they will leave themselves hanging
I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.
Guys, I promise Iโm not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
what do emos and bats have in common the both hang.
How many Emo's does it take to screw in a light bulb.None they all just sit in the dark and cry.
What does the depressed person say to the happy person?
"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."
The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-d.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
I know people donโt really like cat puns, but mine are PURRety good.
Did you CATch that one? No? Because you are in a bad mood? You should WISKER those feelings away. We should PAWnder ways to fix your mood. Just remember to keep CLAWing at the problem. I am glad I can help MEW.
Hope everyone is having a good day โค๏ธ
