what do emos and bats have in common the both hang.
why is it bad to high five an emo.. they will leave themselves hanging
How many Emo's does it take to screw in a light bulb.None they all just sit in the dark and cry.
What does the depression person say to the happy person? Damn I wish I was on the stuff your on lol.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s? Because it was the Great Depression.
The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-od.
Why emo grass is better then normal grass? Emo grass gonna cut themself
Hope everyone is having a good day โค๏ธ
What does a cat say when it's angry? - Stop stressing meowt! ๐๐๐๐๐
what has only on sense of style
an emo girl
Like if you know someone is emo and comment emo๐ท๐บ
me and my suicidal friend are close, so i took him to the mall to treat him. we bought snacks, a new controller for his xbox and a led lights for him room to hopefully brighten his mood. after we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
Imagine being depressed couldnโt be me
I know people donโt really like cat puns, but mine are PURRety good. Did you CATch that one? No? Because you are in a bad mood? You should WISKER those feelings away. We should PAWnder ways to fix your mood. Just remember to keep CLAWing at the problem. I am glad I can help MEW.
What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.
Adam and Eve were sitting on the beach one day and Eve says to Adam let's go for a swim. Adam replies I'm not in the mood. She says ok I will go by myself. She puts her toes in the water and splashes around and says the water is beautiful come in and Adam replies na still not in the mood. Eve wade's into the water until she gets to her waist. Adam jumps up and yells at Eve standing waist deep and says Oh No now all the fish are gonna smell like that.
Couldn't believe how much of a bad mood my work mate was in this morning. So I decided to ask him what was the matter and was everything OK with his wife flo. He then broke down crying and said when he got home the night before he caught his wife in bed with the plumber. I tried to console him as best as I could but he just couldn't get overflow
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
--> I only have 4 moods:
โข fuck this โข fuck that โข fuck me โข fuck you
--> I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:
โข fuck yeah โข fuck no โข fuck my life โข fuck everything
--> and don't forget the inevitable
โข fuck it
-->and for those who have just given up
โข fuck
This is beautiful
A robot walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender is flabbergasted that a robot can do that. "new around here?" said the bartender "nah, been here awile" said the robot Bartender "you can talk?" robot "yeah, pretty cool huh." bartender "why do you want a martini" robot "oh, i'm just in the mood for one, you know?" The bartender is shocked to see a robot making completely normal small talk. The robot seems to be just like a normal human, "wow, who programmed you?" asked the bartender "the top minds in the world." said the robot. The robot speaks again, "I have a question for you..." Bartender, "what?" "Why did you read this entire story, it does not have a punchline, I just wasted your time, Get bamboozled nerd!"
