Mood jokes

Roses are red. The sun isn't shining. My mental state is rapidly declining.

Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.

Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...

A robot walks into a bar and orders a martini.

The bartender is flabbergasted that a robot can do that.

"New around here?" said the bartender.

"Nah, been here a while," said the robot.

Bartender "You can talk?"

Robot "Yeah, pretty cool, huh."

Bartender "Why do you want a martini?"

Robot "Oh, I'm just in the mood for one, you know?"

The bartender is shocked to see a robot making completely normal small talk.

The robot seems to be just like a normal human.

"Wow, who programmed you?" asked the bartender.

"The top minds in the world," said the robot.

The robot speaks again, "I have a question for you..."

Bartender, "What?"

"Why did you read this entire story? It does not have a punchline. I just wasted your time. Get bamboozled, nerd!"

I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."

I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!

Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?

A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.

Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?

Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."

Therapist: That's not so bad.

Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."

The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-d.

I know people don’t really like cat puns, but mine are PURRety good.

Did you CATch that one? No? Because you are in a bad mood? You should WISKER those feelings away. We should PAWnder ways to fix your mood. Just remember to keep CLAWing at the problem. I am glad I can help MEW.

You're like a stormy cloud, because once you go away, it's a nice day.

What do you call a sad cup of coffee?

Answer: Depresso.

I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.

What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal?

LIFE.

Hope everyone is having a good day! ❤️

If you're depressed and you're crying, like this joke.

How to tell if you're depressed? You came to a website called "worst jokes ever.com" looking for a quick smile.

What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

What has only one sense of style?

An emo girl.

What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.