Million Dollar Difference

This is a play on words. The setup asks about the difference between two things, but the answer ignores the question and points out a personal problem: not having a million dollars.

• Million
• Wallet
• Difference
• Baby
• Finance
• Money

• What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies? I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
• What did the dime say to the penny? At least I have more cents than you.
• What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mercedes? I don’t have a Mercedes.
• Do you want to hear a money joke? "Never mind, it makes no cents."