Mom jokes
My mom left me at a very young age.
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
Memes
I fucked the shit outta of my friend's mom with my 8 inch dick (Adrian). PS. Sorry, Adrian!
Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.
My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
Kid: I need help!
Mom: Help your balls.
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?
Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.
Me: Oh, okay.
Goes to school.
Teacher: How were humans made?
Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.
Teacher: 😑
Pierre Poilievre has lost the government position he had for 20 years.
Bet he wishes his mom HAD used that coat hanger.
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB