Mom jokes

Kid: I need help!

Mom: Help your balls.

Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?

Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.

Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."

Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.

Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol

You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.

My mom left me at a very young age.

Why can’t the orphan tell on people?

Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL

Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.

I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.

Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.

POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.

Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.

Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?

Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.

Me: Oh, okay.

Goes to school.

Teacher: How were humans made?

Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.

Teacher: 😑

Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.

LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.

Shrek- Should I pull the trap?

*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*

LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB

Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.

I fucked the shit outta of my friend's mom with my 8 inch dick (Adrian). PS. Sorry, Adrian!

Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.

My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!