Antique store jokes

Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.

Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.

I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn't know back-to-school sales had started already!

I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.

Ebay is so useless. I tried searching up lighters, and all they had was 13,749 matches.

I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”

I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store.

I said to him: "I don't think they have what you're looking for, sir."

Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.

Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.

Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"

Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.

Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.